You'll never guess what?! Colonel Sanders is back, AGAIN. But for realsies this time. Honest. Like Bobby Ewing's death in Dallas (Season 9), Norm's tenure as the Colonel has all been a dream.

We launched comedian, Jim Gaffigan, as the Colonel during the Super Bowl 50 to catapult him and Nashville Hot Chicken into the spotlight. It worked. The internet was ablaze, just like your mouth after eating Nashville Hot.